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Too fat to fly?

02.14.2010

Quite a bit of commotion this weekend on Twitter and in the rest of the social media stratosphere (I’m a marketer, remember? Totally a fan of social media) having to do with director Kevin Smith getting asked to get off a Southwest Airlines plane because of his size (maybe).
I typically stay out of any sort [...]

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Skinny Emmie Rant: Bathrooms

10.23.2009

This might be a weird thing to rant about, but can I tell you how much I hate bathroom stalls? I mean, HATE.
Listen y’all, I’m a big girl. Thankfully not as big as I once was, but still way bigger than a lot of people. One of the most disgusting things about being big? Having [...]

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PETA FAIL WHALE

08.18.2009

I’m not a very angry person.  I don’t talk smack or get all rowdy up on people. But then I saw this:
WTF!?!?!? Seriously. OH. HELL. NO. *insert finger snaps*
Today, PETA unveiled this billboard in Jacksonville, FL along with the announcement on their blog, stating:
For most of us, summer is fading fast, but for residents of [...]

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Oy. “More to Love”

07.29.2009

Ok, just watched “More to Love“.
*face palm*
First: Why the hell do you have to put the women’s height and weight on the tv? WTH??????? Does their height and weight REALLY matter? This is probably the most infuriating thing for me…
Second: These ladies are GORGEOUS. Why must the weight be the primary focus? 5′10 and 190? [...]

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Hips don’t lie…

06.28.2009

And mine don’t fit a lot of places.
Reason #482 for needing to lose weight: My ass doesn’t fit comfortably in a lot of chairs and my perma-bruises on my hips are getting a little old now.
Imagine you’re a chair. All of a sudden, a wide load starts backing its way up to your face. The [...]

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But you’re so pretty…

06.26.2009

I know you all have heard this. Let me count the ways:
- You’re so pretty, if you could only lose a few pounds…
- Yes you may be overweight, but you’re so pretty!
- Aw, what a pretty smile you have (or hair or teeth or skin… insert body part here.)
Ok, got it. I am thankful that [...]

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