April 2010

Help Emmie Get Skinny!

April 29, 2010

EDIT: PAGE FOR "GET EMMIE SKINNY" IS HERE- CHECK OUT VIDEO, AND SEND TO FRIENDS! To get out of being bummed that The Biggest Loser didn't pick me for season 10, I want to create my own Biggest Loser or Ruby-type environment. What does this mean? Well, I do pretty good on food. My good friend Lizzie is a ...

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My Biggest Secret

April 28, 2010

Ok, so it's not really my biggest secret, although really, I don't have many secrets. I'm a typical blogger- an oversharer of personal information! The past few months I've been obsessed with The Biggest Loser. However, my obsession was not with watching the show, it was being ON the show. I shared this with very few ...

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Alter Ego

04.27.2010

Yesterday, I was brutally honest and posted confessions of my junk food intake the past couple of weeks. I’m so glad people are responding to it and not throwing butter balls and ho-ho’s at me. I mentioned that I went to Atlanta for work. When I was there, I saw a billboard for hair weaves. That …

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These are my confessions

04.26.2010

Yes, I’m a Gleek. This Glee mashup is way better than Usher’s version of the song. Usher’s original makes me mad. Cheatin’ fool. So these are my confessions: My head has been up my ass for a while I’ve been in a funky mood (as noted before) I’ve been eating crap, crap, crap I haven’t exercised one iota The past couple …

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The Lane Bryant Ad Controversy

04.22.2010

So, I’m sure you’ve heard the news about FOX and ABC refusing to air the new TV spot for Lane Bryant’s Cacique line of intimate apparel (the only bras and underwear I’ll buy), featuring my wanna-be-body, Ashley Graham. The hubbub is that people say there are more risque things on these networks and they don’t …

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Ode to the Collarbone(s)

04.20.2010

Ok, so maybe not so much of an “ode” but really just a longing-for. In previous weight loss attempts, I’ve gotten excited when little things would happen… such as finding my collar bones. You see, in Fat Emmie state, my large head seems to just sit on shoulders. Rounded shoulders at that. The stumpy, thick neck like …

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Life Without Limits

04.08.2010

This past week I watched Ruby: My Australian Adventure on the Style Network. If you follow my blog regularly, you know that I really identify with the struggles that Ruby has on her show (as shown here and here). Thankfully, my weight struggle hasn’t been as extreme as hers (with her having been at over …

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Fat Camp Follies: Sneakin’ Around, Part 2

04.05.2010

This is another post in my “Fat Camp Follies” series. Other stories in the series include: Fat Camp Follies: A Primer Why Fat Camp? Arrival and Setting the Scenery 100 Shades of Red Pop Star Sneakin’ Around (Part 1 of this post) So, after reading part 1 of this story, you know that I successfully made it, incognito, to B’s car. Deception …

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