Finger Cleavage

August 5, 2009

I have finger cleavage.

I’m sure you’re asking: “What on earth is finger cleavage?”

Finger cleavage is this:

fingercleavage

When I got engaged, I was a lot skinnier than I am now. Not skinny by any means, because we all know I’ve never been skinny. But about 100 pounds lighter.

Fast forward to now, after being married over a year and a half, and I can’t even THINK about getting my rings off. No way, no how. I’m surprised my finger hasn’t lost all circulation and fallen off.

I know when my finger cleavage goes away that I will have made good progress. This ring needs a good scrubbing, and my finger needs to breathe.

/end of oversharing

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  • http://onenerveleft.blogspot.com/ Lizz B (@hereslizz)

    It’s a tiny muffin top!

    It’ll be gone soon!
    .-= Lizz B (@hereslizz)´s last blog ..Bert, Tom Selleck, Bigfoot and Me =-.

  • http://onenerveleft.blogspot.com Lizz B (@hereslizz)

    It’s a tiny muffin top!

    It’ll be gone soon!
    .-= Lizz B (@hereslizz)´s last blog ..Bert, Tom Selleck, Bigfoot and Me =-.

  • anne

    I haven’t worn my rings in almost 4 years Em. No way are those suckers fitting. I jsut proudly walk around with the kids acting like I am their nanny lol.

  • anne

    I haven’t worn my rings in almost 4 years Em. No way are those suckers fitting. I jsut proudly walk around with the kids acting like I am their nanny lol.

  • http://www.questionsfordessert.com/ krissie

    Girl, I get it. I have this awesome pink ring that I want to wear again one day. People ask me what my goal weight is, and I honestly have no idea. But I will know I have arrived when I can wear it on the ring finger of my right hand again!

    And your Fergie reference is brilliant!
    .-= krissie´s last blog ..too high to get over =-.

  • http://www.questionsfordessert.com krissie

    Girl, I get it. I have this awesome pink ring that I want to wear again one day. People ask me what my goal weight is, and I honestly have no idea. But I will know I have arrived when I can wear it on the ring finger of my right hand again!

    And your Fergie reference is brilliant!
    .-= krissie´s last blog ..too high to get over =-.

  • http://skinnyemmie.com/2010/03/damn-finger/ Damn Finger! — Skinny Emmie

    [...] I wrote before about my finger cleavage. After 50 pounds gone so far, it hasn’t gotten any better. It never bugged me as much as just [...]

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