Fat Girl in a Little Car

June 20, 2009

This is the first of many posts on the subject of “Why I need to become Skinny Emmie.”

Anyone who has seen Tommy Boy will hopefully understand what I’m talking about if I mention “Fat Guy in a Little Coat.” In case you need a refresher:

Chris Farley: Fat Guy In a LIttle Coat

I am currently a fat girl in a little car. Just like a fat guy doesn’t look right in a little coat, neither does a fat girl in a little car. It’s seriously wrong. It’s like putting a bull in a chicken coup- it just doesn’t belong there! Don’t get me wrong, I love my car. It’s a hybrid and it regularly gets 40mpg city. It has XM radio and it’s cute (y’all know I like pretty things). But me + little car = FAIL. So, when I become Skinny Emmie, I will once again be able to enjoy my little car. For now, I just hope I don’t get into an accident becuase my seat belt is very snug, the air bag would definitley cause damage, and my steering wheel would be permanently stuck inside my stomach.

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  • http://thesweetescape.net/blog MissM

    Awww, Chris Farley! I am totally singing along to Fat Guy In A Little Coat. I think I watched his E! True Hollywood story and David Spade was talking about sharing an office with Chris, and being tired of hearing that song. I miss him. *sniff*

  • http://thesweetescape.net/blog MissM

    Awww, Chris Farley! I am totally singing along to Fat Guy In A Little Coat. I think I watched his E! True Hollywood story and David Spade was talking about sharing an office with Chris, and being tired of hearing that song. I miss him. *sniff*

  • http://www.questionsfordessert.com/ krissie

    Is there anyone funnier than Chris Farley? Did I hear a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?
    .-= krissie´s last blog ..too high to get over =-.

  • http://www.questionsfordessert.com krissie

    Is there anyone funnier than Chris Farley? Did I hear a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?
    .-= krissie´s last blog ..too high to get over =-.

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  • http://musclemight.net Matthew

    thanks for the great read!
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